This is it, you’re a witness, I’ve relented. Count me among the great roiling mass of blog operators. I haven’t read many of the blogs here, and I don’t know that I’ll do much blogging myself. I don’t have much to say, and I surmise that means that I fit in pretty well. If you read much of this blog (if there is much to read), I can make you an easy and early promise that if I have nothing to say, there’ll be nothing to read. I’m not one of those people who have nothing to say and don’t seem to know it, so they just rattle on and on about god knows what–some insignificant problem with their co-workers or their girlfriend or something. Nothing like that around here, I promise you that. I say promise instead of guarantee because that’s what it is; if you come on here some day and I’ve posted some long and breathless diatribe that doesn’t amount to anything, you won’t get anything. Well, I guess you’ll get a broken promise, but you really already had the promise, I just broke it, so really you have less that you had when you arrived.
So that’s the risk you’re going to have to take if you want to read any of this. If you have anything to lose, don’t bother. But really, when I say that if I have nothing to say, mum will be the word, you can count on that for sure. You won’t have to worry about reading some lengthy schpiel that just goes around and around in a circle, saying the same thing over and over again, just reiterating itself ad nauseum. I promise you that. I’m not so narcissistic that I can just go on and on, sentence after sentence, no content at all, just the sound of fingers on keys, tappity-tap-tap-tappity-tap. Not here. No way. Promise.
Today I’ve been reading Live From Golgotha and listening to the remastered Basement Tapes, The Tree With Roots.
I applied for a job as “FBI Special Agent” on the USA government website. I figure, if you cain’t beat ‘em, join ‘em, but they probably won’t have me because I keep it too real. From what I hear, a lot of those goverment types are sticks-in-the-mud that way.
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